Only Classify

Where do I begin.

I came in today, Monday morning, and Vivian told me that there was an "assignment" from Mr. Phillips waiting for me in the workroom.

So I went in the workroom, where I saw a large cardboard box sitting on a table. A handwritten sign on the box said simply:

CLASSIFY

I opened the box.

It was full of bones.

I kid you not.

...sigh...

I'll tell you the rest tomorrow. Right now I just need a beer.